Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.
get back in the kitchen you wench
here ur sandwich bitch nigga
Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.
white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.
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did u guys see me at the oscars
I fucking hate this shitty blog