Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
IS KIM K REALLY PUTTING OUT A BOOK OF NOTHING BUT SELFIES? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER SHE’S DEF ROLE MODEL MATERIAL
Oh yeah, ‘role model material’. Being a vain, stuck up dickwad who contributes nothing to society but is worshiped as a fucking god is definitely the kind of person you should be.
you sound sooooooooo bitter and jealous I bet this is Willow Pape’s blog
get back in the kitchen you wench
here ur sandwich bitch nigga