Me: ur on tumblr?
Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.



get back in the kitchen you wench



here ur sandwich bitch nigga

tags: free! + high speed +
tags: exo +
Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.
—Anne Lamott (via jerfreyy)


white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

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» Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

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did u guys see me at the oscars

I fucking hate this shitty blog